I worry that I may be the kiss of death for Will Hines.
February 4th, 2006If the picture of me below didn’t already prove it, this next post will demonstrate how very narcissistic I am.
You see, I worry that I may be the kiss of death for Will Hines.
A couple of days ago Will asked me if I wanted to be the next villain in his excellent Channel 102 series, The Block.
Now, it still may turn out that I don’t get to play the part, but I can’t help thinking that I may fuck things up. I think I have that effect on Will’s shows. The only time I was ever in a Channel 102 series was when I played the bit part of Ukulele Joe on Fun Squad. In episode 4, I got to say one line; that line was, “Jazz Mode!” Then the show was cancelled.
Did I ruin the show? Put the wrong spin on my line?
So I imagine I’ll have more than just “Jazz Mode!” to say in the next The Block. In fact, I may not even have that line which sucks because I already have it memorized. Also, I’m following the villain played by John Gemberling, perhaps the funniest person I know.
So I’m nervous.


February 5th, 2006 at 1:00 pm
Will Hines is perfectly capable of ruining his own shows.
February 5th, 2006 at 7:05 pm
Hiyo!
And also: SPOILER!
February 6th, 2006 at 6:13 pm
Ouch. You gonna take that, Hines?
(Also, I deny any spoiling has taken place)