While I’m waiting for my friend Chong-Lim to come over, I will write in my Blog.

June 30th, 2007

She’s coming over for dinner. I’m braising lamb.

“Braising? In Summer?”
“Yes.”

The Lamb Lady at the farmers market said, “braise it.” She also said the lamb was “slaughtered yesterday.”

Speaking of slaughtering lambs, it was strange stumbling upon a bunch of fake Goyard handbags hanging in the Canal street shops. As the gays and socialites will tell you, Goyard is a luxury French handbag company. And I used to work for them. Actually, I didn’t really work for them, so much as I was contracted out by Barney’s to monogram their bags.

—Staggeringly expensive bags made by a company that prided themselves on their exclusivity. I remember the salespeople at Barneys saying to customers, “unlike Louis Vuitton you will never see a Goyard knockoff sold on Canal Street.”

Yes you will. Here you go, public:
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3 Responses to “While I’m waiting for my friend Chong-Lim to come over, I will write in my Blog.”

  1. Dyna Says:

    You should offer to monogram all the canal st knockoffs, but do a slightly worse job than you do on the real bags. Just slightly worse.

  2. jerell Says:

    I’m more of a Dolce and Gabbana man myself. Goes well with my members only jacket.

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